Sean Reiser


Hi I'm Sean Reiser, this is my Personal Blog

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Just picked up a rarely used Lodge baking pan P14P for $15. Pizza coming soon

My most excellent friends:

I find the inconsistency in the time travel rules between the films in the Bill and Ted franchise to be most antithetical and befuddling.

Sean P Reiser, Esq.

In the summer, while the schools are closed due to COVID, why would a reasonable person think the school speed zones were enforced at 9:10PM?

Me: I'm going to head out an get the grill ready to make fajitas.

Mother Nature:

I never had a student loan so I don’t know the answer to this. When you get a student loan, does some counselor sit with you and say “Just so you know when you graduate this loan is going to cost $W/mo. Food, apartment, insurance, etc on average cost $X/mo. So you’ll need $Y/mo to survive. People starting in the field you're studying on average make $Z. Do you think this is a good idea?"

Best Google Voice transcription ever.


It's the little things in life that make me happy. I'm writing some copy about upgrading from Drupal 7 to Drupal 9 and I worked in the line:

It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.

So I got an email from a Karen today complaining that my headshot on my website is unmasked. (It was taken pre-covid). Should I be snarky or let it go?

Curious if the weather channel has cloned @JimCantore in preparation of this event.

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