Sean Reiser


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"A $750 million computer program set up by the SBA in April was supposed to flag suspicious disaster-aid applications before they were approved, but last month Bloomberg News quoted current and former SBA workers and outside fraud investigators describing widespread fraud that the computers had failed to catch. Even a person posing as President Donald Trump made off with a $5,000 grant."


What are you going to say when your kiddos ask why Santa doesn't need to quarantine as he travels between countries?


 I take Covid seriously, but I don't understand how closing restaurants early helps limit the spread of Covid.

If population density is a large part of the spread, it seems that limiting occupancy rates, and requring people to leave after an hour (or so) would do more.  By closing early you're increasing congestion (people who were going to eat at the diner at 10:30 will just go sooner).


 I shouldn't sing. I attended Catholic Grammar School and the nuns would encourage students to sing. "Singing is like praying 7x", they'd say, "Except Reiser, you should lip-sync". I do sing in Church, I figured if God gave me this voice, I might as well make Him listen to it.

If I knew my bible then I would've pointed out that Psalm 98 says I should make a "Joyful Noise unto the Lord" and my singing is noise.

In 2020 even the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has covid

Overheard while out for a walk last night:

I guess it technically was statutory rape but she's not going to press charges.

In Hawaii the gravy is a side? I consider it part of the Turkey. Do they drink it like a soup?

In Maine it's a salad? Do they understand the point of the meal?

And Rolls? If you're listing the rolls as your favorite side, you need to find a better cook.

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