Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead
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What are you going to say when your kiddos ask why Santa doesn't need to quarantine as he travels between countries?
I shouldn't sing. I attended Catholic Grammar School and the nuns would encourage students to sing. "Singing is like praying 7x", they'd say, "Except Reiser, you should lip-sync". I do sing in Church, I figured if God gave me this voice, I might as well make Him listen to it.
If I knew my bible then I would've pointed out that Psalm 98 says I should make a "Joyful Noise unto the Lord" and my singing is noise.
In 2020 even the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has covid
In Hawaii the gravy is a side? I consider it part of the Turkey. Do they drink it like a soup?
In Maine it's a salad? Do they understand the point of the meal?
And Rolls? If you're listing the rolls as your favorite side, you need to find a better cook.
Help. I’ve just spent the last 5 mins looking for my glasses.
So I have decided to be a cockroach for Halloween... if I do it right, I'll just wake up that way
hmmm. does anyone have the number of Trumps Accountant?
Anne and I have been watching The Crown. We just got to season 3 and I have some questions:
- There must've been an x-mas special between seasons 2 and 3 because the entire royal family seems to have regenerated. Where can I get that it doesn’t seem to be on Netflix.
- Was Churchill on his 13th body? He didn't regenerate and seems to have died.
- Do they cover why the Royal Family didn't travel back in time to change the results of the American Revolution? Let me guess, fixed point in time.
- I hope there will be a story line where Elizabeth goes back in time and kills Wallis Simpson because of her bitterness over Edward’s abdication. That could create a timeline where the UK sides with the Germans during WWII and force Elizabeth to undo her actions and accept her fate as Queen.
- Does Prince Philip like the color of his kidneys?
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