Sean Reiser

 

Hi I'm Sean Reiser, this is my Personal Blog

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Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead

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What are you going to say when your kiddos ask why Santa doesn't need to quarantine as he travels between countries?

 

 I shouldn't sing. I attended Catholic Grammar School and the nuns would encourage students to sing. "Singing is like praying 7x", they'd say, "Except Reiser, you should lip-sync". I do sing in Church, I figured if God gave me this voice, I might as well make Him listen to it.

If I knew my bible then I would've pointed out that Psalm 98 says I should make a "Joyful Noise unto the Lord" and my singing is noise.

In 2020 even the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree has covid

In Hawaii the gravy is a side? I consider it part of the Turkey. Do they drink it like a soup?

In Maine it's a salad? Do they understand the point of the meal?

And Rolls? If you're listing the rolls as your favorite side, you need to find a better cook.

Help. I’ve just spent the last 5 mins looking for my glasses.

 

So I have decided to be a cockroach for Halloween... if I do it right, I'll just wake up that way

hmmm. does anyone have the number of Trumps Accountant?

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