Dr Who:*Spoilers* 4x01 Partners in Crime Liveblogging *Spoilers*

Spoilers... you have been warned

Kicks off with the new theme from the christmas special; I always thought that electric guitars were missing

there's Catherine Tate's Name back in the credits.. if rumor's are true one wonders how long the credits will be with Donna + Martha + Rose + Jack + everyone except Jo Grant.

"No exercise, no diet, no pain"... I can tell you right now that's not good! "The fat just walks away"... I wonder where that's going.

oh.. they're doing the keep missing each other thing... is this "You've got mail"? or Dr Who?

Oh Wait... the popping up and down in the cubicles... we've moved on to an "Austin Powers" type farce. If Donna stands up with Cantelops in front of her breasts I'm leaving.

"I want 100 sales per person today"... And where are my TPS reports?

"You be Health and I'll be safety" I don't think there is much safety where she's concerned and it might be dangerous to your health Dr... Run!

A psychic ID? Better then psychic paper! Go Donna!

"you going on a date?" "I'm doing the opposite, I'm dumping him... I can do better then him now" ... Bitch!

A cat flap? It's the hand of an Auton? Again? I hate Autons! Someone fetch the anti-plastic!

"The fat just walks away" Knew that was critical

Donna reaches for the pendant in her jacket pocket... My first reaction is "What RTD discovered breasts" then I realized this isn't Torchwood.

Ohh gas,,, she's a Slytheen? I Love RTD scripts!

It's a baby Stay-Puft Marshmallow man! Made out of fat!

Bye Bye *wave*

Alley and streets of Wales are the quaries of the new series

I thing Adipose bought the extra vans from when torchwood-1 went out of business

Is it me or are you waiting for the blonde chick to say "You are the weakest link... goodbye!"

Wow... Donna and I must be related.. her mom sounds familiar.

If I had to put up with you I'd be up the hill, too!

I've got Venus... and "Uranus"

"That's the only planet in the solar system named after a woman"... I'm glad he's not counting Xena as a planet

no, I didn't see a little blue box... but at Christmas this odd guy with sideburns vanished... it was totally weird

"I'm not drifting"... do I look Bothered?

Now we know what Sarah Jane sounded like between her stint on DW and SJA

And now we see the most important part of a companion, a convenient excuse for exposition.

Why is the hammer on a string and when the the console become a wack-a-mole game?

I guess if lasers have to make sound it makes sense that sonic devices have a light

"Hush, you go up the hill"... respect for your elders

Doctor, on what planet is the window washers scaffold a smart place to hide?

"It's a beautifully fat county"... now we know what RTD thinks of the UK

OMG!

Yes Doctor I'd be scared of miming Donna, too!

Sonic Screwdriver setting 592... levitation

Donna when running from baddies... don't stop for hugs!

"Don't you ever change" ... Not since John Nathan Turner cam into my life!

"Not unless she has a sonic device of her own which is very unlikely" because .. what have the world seem to have blasters, and lipstick... I bet she has a sonic vibrator

OK, not a vibrator... but still... it's sonic

Sonic Screwdriver setting 243 ... cable cutting

Sonic Screwdriver setting 46 ... Seizing scaffolding wenches

Wait... you can deadlock seal a building? Oh, really?

Sonic Screwdriver setting 321 ... cable incineration

Sonic Screwdriver setting 12 ... Expelliarmus

"use the force... doctor... feel the sonic device landing in your hand"

"This is all your fault, I should've stayed home"/.. Tegan I missed you

Sonic Screwdriver setting 18... freeing damsels in distress

"how did you lose a planet?"... Umm Doctor... Isn't Gallifrey lost?

"this is your once change"... It's no second changes Doctor... not "that beautiful doctor".. "super flirty doctor"... It's like Barbie in ROckabilly form

Triple Dead Locked? oooo wouldn't you need at least 4 sonic devices then?

"you look older"... "When 900 years old you arelook this good you will not"

I destroyed Martha... Ruined her for all other men

If a million people took the pill and they all create more then one adipose isn't it more then 1 million birthdays

It's attack of the baby staypufts!

YOu know... I'd leave London quick.. it seems to be the only place on earth where this happens

Double Strength... Triple Deadlock.. I quadruple dog dare you!

and in Donna's magic breast... another capsule!

I think the Doctor happened... it must be Saturday!

Steven Spielberg is on the phone.. the aliens from Close Encounters would like their spaceship back

For a baddie the stay puft babies are cute!

"Don't cry for me Argentina"

You Will Fly... "They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies... come sail away... come sail away... come sail away with me fatty!"

"that martha musta done you good" She wanted to but Jack's more my type

"Mad Martha that one"... no it can't be a should out to bittorrenter extraordinaire Mad Marta, can it?

bye bye fat!

"I am the weakest nanny... Good byeeeeeeeeeee"

Give Donna the Pen... that's a waste

There are hats that will fit Donna's Fat Head?

Valet Who!

I just want to mate... with Jack!

More like Tegan every day

I'm leaving your keys in the garbage... bye bye!

Rose! Both universes are being destroyed! Those are the rules, right?

I guess donna needs a room

2 and a half miles... I think the brits went metric!

Wasn't this the end of the Last Starfighter?

Next week:
Pompeii... Wonder if Jack will show up... and 7 w/ Mel from Fires of Vulcan